No, I really need to write a proper review..... Please write honestly.We arrived late on a Friday night and returned home on a Monday night, so we booked a total of 3 nights.I arrived at Vientiane Airport around 11 am and checked in around 12 pm.As soon as I saw the Hopae style key ring and key, I immediately thought something was wrong.I also felt anxious about the snacks scattered on the elevator floor.As soon as I opened the door, I sighed heavily. If my mother had seen it, she would have said, “It looks haunted.”First of all, the lighting is dark. The wooden furniture is very old and the interior paint has cracks in places.There was a condom wrapper under the bed... I'm just glad it wasn't a used condom.The staff's "You Want Lady?" is ignored.I saw the toilet paper rolled up without a core and asked for a new one, but they brought me another one without a core.I changed rooms and went to a different room, but the room condition was the same.First of all, the TV was not in good condition and there was no hair dryer, so I asked the front desk and a staff member came. After fiddling with the TV a few times, he said he would come back and left. However, I was frustrated because he never came back, so I went down to the front desk and found him lying down sleeping....After returning to the room and thinking about it, I called again and the TV was turned on and I needed to take a shower, so I asked for a hair dryer and they brought me one.I was trying to take a shower, but there was no shower hose like I imagined, just a faucet sticking out of the wall. I sighed and tried to take a shower, but no matter how long I waited, hot water wouldn't come out. No matter how much I touch the left and right faucets for 30 minutes, there is no sign of it getting warm. It's been a while since I was discharged from the military and it's been a while since I took a cold shower. But... while traveling in Southeast Asia, I caught a cold I never imagined possible.The hair dryer I brought didn't work.The Mekong River view I was hoping for was nothing like that. Some rooms may have river views, but my rooms (odd rows) all have parking lot views and wall views. Meanwhile, my room has a view of someone else's bathroom, so I can see the tiles in the building...I was worried about bed bugs, so I sprayed mosquito repellent on the bed and looked into canceling it. I made a reservation through Agoda, but I was careless... It's a reservation that can't be canceled... You idiot.....Well, the review mentioned food, so I was looking forward to at least breakfast.All it contains is white rice, 3 side dishes (empty containers), bread (jam, margarine), a fried egg, and 2 types of fruit. Even in the military, they gave me soup for three meals... but suddenly I miss the company cafeteria.Fortunately, the bread container was empty, so I asked a passing employee to refill it. I ate two fried eggs and two slices of bread. *I must admit that the view from the restaurant is good.The new staff member who showed up in the morning said they would change the room to a river view, but other than the river view, the room condition seemed to be the same.After much deliberation, I gave up on the remaining 2 nights (150,000 won = 110 USD) and just booked another hotel nearby. It must be my fault...First of all... I'm old, so I need hot water... I also need treatment for colds.conclusion :1) Healthy male in his 20s or younger(Or those in their 30s or 40s who have participated in the war or miss their military service period)2) Those who like the dark3) People who feel uncomfortable if it is too clean4) Those who like to experience haunted houses5) Rather than enjoying the romantic view, you can go out and sightsee all day and just sleep in your room.6) Those who have enough self-esteem to not envy someone who chose a nearby 40,000 won (30 USD) hotel7) YouTubers and other bloggersRecommended for others.☆ I like the new hotel for just around 40,000 won. I will take the medicine I brought with me from Korea and recuperate before returning home.